I don't know if this story will work in translation, but I thought it was hilarious!
I like pushing buttons of kids. One day I was talking about how women sometimes hear men's words through a super secret decoding filter that often sends messages that the men NEVER meant to send.
For example, women can hear men say something about apples, and wonder if the man is calling them fat!
So I said that in class. One student, a wonderful, lovely girl named Abby, started to argue with me.
"Abby, if I said chair, you'd think I was calling you fat!"
"No I wouldn't," she protested.
This was several months ago. Yesterday in class, Abby was pouting about something I said again.
"You're mean, Mr. Warloski!"
"No I'm not, Abby, I'd never say anything really mean!"
"Yes, you would. You called me ugly!"
"Yeah, you said I was as ugly as a chair!"
"Are you kidding me? I never said that."
She waited a minute. Then she corrected herself.
"No wait, you said I was fat! Yeah, you said something about a chair, and that I was fat!"
Wow. Abby is neither fat nor ugly. She is a charming young lady. In a way, it's sad, but it was funny. The kids all laughed with me as I reassured Abby that I didn't mean that at all, and that in fact, she proved my point.
You have to love 7th graders!